34,796 notesIf anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
lol
YOU’RE ALIVE!!
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Why I call my boyfriend a Turtle
that nigga looks like a fucking Turtle
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Some people just NEVER grow up.
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I haven’t laughed this hard all day
8 notesI was washing my hands at work, when I turned around I instantly catch one of the waiters just straight slip back with like 20 plates on his hand and all of them just came clashing down. I saw the “FUCK” look on his face as he turned red. I ran up to help him, I felt so bad. I kind of wanted to laugh because I watched the whole thing. I asked him if he was okay and he said it was my fault because I distracted him hahaha it made my day a little better because I was pissed off all day
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